- When other people say they're fat: skinny legs and arms, flat stomach.
- When I say I'm fat: actually fat.
From looking at my blog, how many followers would you assume I have?
- Mom: This woman at my workplace hated the hobbit, she said it was "long and boring"
- Me: We've never eats a hater before... I wonder what it tastes like
- Dad: Challenge it to a game of riddleses! Ask if it likes the Twilight serieses! If she answers yes, the we eats the Haterses whole.
- Mom: * in hysterics *
I’ll always be there for you.
Because that’s what friends are for.
I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
If this gets 200k notes by the time I graduate (June 2014), I’ll do this across the stage after receiving my nursing diploma.
there better be a damn video
i have NO regret reblogging this
There BETTER be a friggin’ video
I normally don’t reblog my own post but this was necessary.OH MY GOD PEOPLE I PROMISE THERE WILL BE A VIDEO.
In the spirit of the series 7 trailer spam, EVERYONE REBLOG THIS NOW